Monday, April 10, 2006

Woman

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over Her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love Without losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
HOW TO QUIT A JOB
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER

AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhoodMay not have been Perfect...
but; Its over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and Wouldn't Do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to live alone... even if She doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust,
Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't Take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go..
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
Or a charming inn in the woods...When her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish in:
a day...
A month...
And a year.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, so did i and i loved it!

Nakeel said...

Nice lesson there gal.. Strong

CiikuMrsBabes said...

I agree... and I agree again!!!

Milonare said...

Do you have and know all this stuff?

Itzofhau with yur digits, address, email, IM?

LOL

Spidey/Tato said...

enyewe how many of this can u check off in the list...ama ur on ur way there u mochalicious mocha u!

Spidey/Tato said...

jaysus(mutumia) i wonder who will kill me first u or mocha!

Unknown said...

I almost agreed with everything but ..

Does the bra qualify to be a "lace bra" after years of wear and tear having reduced it to nothing but a thin-looks-like-lace fabric ?

matching plates ? matching is in the eye of the beholder or the owner of the plates...

The glasses that have stems( literally ) in my house, I choose to call them vases....

Charming inn in the woods ? horror flicks always start with a "honey lets go to the charming inn in the woods for a weekend getaway "

Kelitu said...

Milonare not yet, some i do some i just say mmmh hmm and keep it moving.
what's up with my email? why? you wanna holla?! lol

Nick, I'm a lover not a fighter(lol)

deviousone, LMAO. Gal you need to step back from them horror movies akina 'wood creek'. I doesn't have to be an inn per se, it could be your fav hotel/ spa.

Elle said...

nice article! ... gonna fwd this to some pple who need to hear it!