I know a few people who get turned on when their significant other talk nasty to them either before or during intercourse.
I don't mind dirty talk, not that it turns me on...naahh. I just wanna hear how your game flows. I had this guy who's best line he could come up with was, "I'mma f**k you like a rabbit." lol!(Yes this was during sex). Yaani i bursted out laughing and he got mad ati i wanted him to make a fool of himself... kijana you are doing a good job all by yourself! We ended breaking up, maybe i shouldn't have laughed all the time we got together after incident, but i could not help myself.
There a limit to the amount of dirty words you can dish out during sex. I am not a fan of guys who break out in the B-word, S-word and swearing like a sailor. WTH?! And don't give me that lie that you can't climax until you spit out a cuss word...I am not having you insult me with my ass buck-naked in mid-air. At least wait till the did is done...ala!
So if your talk skills are not that good, it always helps to be polite.
- Be nice and compliment me(you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that mamaz love being complimented). It does a woman good to be told that she is more beautiful when naked.
- Be realistic. Don't comparing my ass to Beyonce's...gimme a break!!You might talk yourself out of some ass.
I'm not a fan of being katiwad in swa. And worse dirty talk in swa...WTH?! Before you break out into that famous tune "Kiswahili kitukuzwe, kwani ni lugha ya taifa..." I love swahili, but in a regular conversation type of setting. When it comes to bedroom dialogue, oh hell to the naw!!. I mean what do you want me to break out in, a thong or a kamusi?!
Seriously, i'm not knocking off your hassle if your from coast or TZ. Your probably good at your game. But man, if you is from the city with shaky swa, you better hush up and let your tongue do the talking.
I did a little translation of a few words and it had me running to the hills in laughter. Here are my top 5
5. I love it when you give me head- "Ninapenda unaponipa kichwa" Huh?. Kwani ni kichwa ya mbuzi.
4. Turn around i want to see that ass- "Geuka ningependa kutazama hilo tako."
3. I want to hit that from the back- "Nataka kukububuta kutoka kwa nyuma"
2. Spank me - "Ni charaze" LOL!
1. Oh Yes Yes. I'm coming, i'm coming - "Na'am na'am. Naja najaaaa"
I'm just saying, swa should be left alone in the classroom.
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How could U forget this one..
Who's yo daddy ?- Nani babako ??
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Im the first one here - Mimi ndio wa kwanza ! he he he he
I love your writing style! Must say, your message is clear. Wanta do lunch? BTW don't know any Swahili, but am completely capable of communicating! I will be posting my “The art of Camel-Toe Pedicure” article later today. Feel free to check it out and give me your feedback.
lol, ati im'a f*ck you like a rabbit? translate it into swa - nitakutomba kama sungura .... lol! i would have laughed him out of the room.
talking dirty in swa makes me go 'huh'? this one dude used to go "nitakutomba kweli kweli" - i will f*ck you good ... or did i get that translation wrong? regardless, he most definately talked himself out of getting some. moving along.
dirty vibe in vernacular is just wroooong! at least in mine. never to be used under any circumstances i tell you, never!
@devious one LOL! I was going to write that one when my boss sprung up on me and i had to go into MS Excel quick...
@the Menace within, name the place and time and oh,lunch is on you.lol!
@spice bear okay that rabbit translation had me on the floor. Vernacular is for vibing grandparents ONLY!Any other use is will result in jail time.
LOL sqwuared= am not having you insult me with my ass buck-naked in mid-air.
this is what i needed ealry in the mornin a good laugh
-u should have a post on the moans and groans as well b4,during and after the curses. "nitakutomba/tia mpaka uitane!"
Im officially in fits of giggles.......LOL... but u do make a point. .... A very good one... umm... swa in the bedroom.... nah! I'll pass.....
can't even remember who told me to check your blog but I am happy I landed here.
You're writing great stuff, am so amused!
@Nick...hahaha, that is a very vulnerable position to be in bana.
@labelle, i hear you.
@Movie buff,hey.
@Mwende, welcome.
My dear!You have made my day!I believe in keeping things simple, in the bedroom every woman is called baby, punctuate with oohs and aaaah and change of pace in breathe.Let her do all the talking in fact she should if your game is good enough!Lakini dearest how can you laugh at a dude in the bedroom!That is game over!But I do feel you coz swa doesnt translate well in the bedroom!
Acolyte, i prefer my name being called out in bed..LOL! Have to make sure you know who you with in bed. Mambo ya babie, sweetie...sitaki. I wanna catch you in a lie.
As for laughing, manze the way those words chomokad in the middle of all the action going down, manze i could not hold that laughter, i was expecting something kinky, or sexy but rabbits...aiii
I am laughing at this one
Ati nitakutomba kama sungura???WTF!!!
I am with Aco..on this one. Just let her do the talking.
Kwanza those lines of rabbit is just talk. People with great skills don't praise themselves.
Wah! I have sareed this post! Wot!
Watching the 7 o clock swa news can lead to picking up mad swa bedroom vocabs like, among others:
"nataka kukuDinya unono"
(some HEAVY strokes)
"natabiri nitakuja, punde si punde"
(will be coming any minute now)
"Masalaaaaaleh! Hili tundu lako limenikazaaaa..."
(that sh*t is tight!)
"sasa hebu tukumbatiane vilivyo katika nafasi ya sitini na tisa..."
(hit the maaad 69)
Hanyee, LMAO! yaani i have laughed so hard, i'm about to be kicked out of the library. Kwanza that punde si punde..uh-uh killa
Coffee fiend...aii that Kuhurana mwaki makes me think of people setting each other ablaze. lol! Thank you for sharing.
this reminds me, yo fellas if you've ever had a one night stand it aint got nothing to do with your game, trust me the girl wanted to fuck you the momment you got in the club.. some how we always say something stupid that ruins all our chances, so the less you talk the more you hit. (advice from one man to the next)
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