Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Mmmm?!!

1)As anyone noticed that there's a shortage of black actors on this years Fall line-up of shows? And they are being replaced by guys with Brit accents? Wssup with dat?!

2)Now that "Big-twin-sister-in-my-head" Toni Childs has left Girlfriends, i don't care much for the show.

3)Is it me or is Jay Z more of an insecure rapper than a savvy business man. Since being prez of Def Jam he has screwed over New York based rappers in favor of southern rappers. Is he scared the competition is too stiff in the NYC? Soutern rappers are good, don't get me wrong. But they can never be the King of New York. Same way a New York rapper can never be King of the South. For you Jay fans out there, i am not hating but think about it:
a) Nas's album has been pushed back more times than i can count.
b) He is not promoting any other rapper who is on the label(like a CEO should) instead he is in Monaco making videos for his album.
c) I thot he retired, why he need another album and a tour for? Who is watching the home front? (Def Jam).

4) Prisonbreak is about to give me a cardiac...the drama is too intense...aiii!!

5) I love Justice, it's like Law&Order on speed.

6) Don't you just love Dateline's: To catch a Predator? Those men just crack me up. I love they way they always say that it was their first time talking to a minor online despite sending photos of their genitals.

7) Why do those Top Model girls look like trannies on a Friday morning after a hard nights'work? Just tore up from the floor up?!!


8) Is Sunday back to being your favorite day of the week (like mine) now that Football season is back?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Rewind that

I got this from a good pal of mine and it made my day.
Enjoy!


I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead;
just get it right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better everyday.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day.

You work the next 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play
or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries
like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living
quarters everyday ... and then .............
you finish off as an orgasm!

It would HAVE to be better that way ... because this getting old really
... just sucks!!!!!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

For those who care...

Before this blog dies a slow and painful death; like Bobby and Whitney's marriage, I had to jump in.

Lots going on. Kwa ufupi here's the low-down:

I am back on the diet wagon. I unceremoniously fell off and landed on the freeway. Got up, dusted myself off and pushed the wagon into the nearby ditch. It's been 3 weeks since I have been seriously back on the wagon and I gotta say, it's working out well for me. I have lost a good amount of weight and I am quite happy with myself for sticking to the diet and exercise plan. Here's the skinny on my getting back on track: I am secretly trying to go back to the weight I had when I first came to this country, many moons ago. That and the fact that you can never be too thin or too rich.

Went back to school for that over-talked about, my-inheritance-depends-on-it 2nd degree. The only reason I keep showing up for class is because there's a dreading song that keeps playing over and over in my head: .Someni Vijana, ongezeni pia bidii, Mwisho wa kusoma, mtapata kazi nzuri sana." WTH?!! Whose is the guy who wrote that track? He should be found out and put back in school!!

Then I started messing with a certain guy...*sigh*. Actually, he has been trying to derail me from my chastity walk...ashindwe!! There's is mad, crazy sexual attraction between us. Lucky for us most of our friends are oblivious to what's going on. It's soo clande...
We have had several make-out sessions...all I can say is: mmm,mmm, mmm good!(and I ain't talking about Campbell Soup). The brother is highly skilled. His kisses makes me melt. His touch makes me yearn for more, and his tongue...well lets just say cloud nine has nothing on me! LOL!
Sadly, I have to end all this fooling around because I am more for a relationship while he wants relations. Gone are the days when I was 20, young, dumb and playing around was all that. Been there, done that got the badges, scars and the t-shirt too. Now, not anymore. I'm grown and I have a different perspective on relationships. It's all or nothing for me and he can't give me that right now.


So, there you have it. This chic is mighty busy juggling fighting temptations, a weight-scale and textbooks. I am silently praying for that Thanksgiving break...