Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No!!!"
...and she lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
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You neglected to mention that she also spends a good chunk of her paycheck on disposable batteries! lol!
While I'm not exactly an advocate for marriage either, especially because the overwhelming majority of married people seem to be perpetually pissed-off at each other, it sometimes can work if the 2 have their heads right.
Nice template, BTW. That car wouldn't happen to be the Vanquish, would it? Always loved it.
Amen to that ;)
>d: Hater! I didn't mention it because the man becomes the booty call. Tables done turned on ya.
That's my baby-love Bentely!
Gishungwa: I hear you gal!
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