Thursday, May 10, 2007

11 reasons why ladies today are still single

I got this from a gal friend and it does ring true in some cases.

Enjoy!!

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

7 comments:

Acolyte said...

That is a funny piece, I think I'll share it with the chics that I know!

Nakeel said...

My sista I totally agree. The other day we were someplace with one of my gals and she spotted one then as we continued his partner showed up and you can guess.

Unknown said...

Spot on! enuff said.

Anonymous said...

Like who else? If only i could get a word in edgewise! :-)

jm said...

I think I agree ... hehe ... for the most part

CiikuMrsBabes said...

LMAO

I am single because I want to be single..

But then again... some of that does ring true!

Princess said...

You hit the nail on the head with this one!!