Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour!
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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9 comments:
lol, that was funny!
i have tagged you by the way ...
I know! I laughed when i got it. Damn! i thot i would escape that tag-bug... oh well.
New template!Cool!Endelea kuongea mbaya!
Hey kelitu, you'll make me organise a Million Man March on blog, hehe!
So where do KBW guys fall in this listing?
Have a nice one!
Acolyte dear, you know i say this with love. LOL!
Akiey: lol! @ the million man march.
As for KBW guys...no comment. A public stoning may be called.
i thot my template was hot urs is super....LOL at black widow...we are not amused at the other jokes
See i knew peole like Nick & Co would rise in arms screaming; "We want pre-nup!" and whatnot! LOL!
Thanx, i have a thing for cars.
This is a tight template... i dig!
The male bashing...grrrrr!
ati "i say this with love"?!
sawa tu...
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