Ugh

The Grammys are on tonite-- i mean the Oscars. Same difference.*yawn*

It's just another showcasing episode of overrated, oversexed, overexposed nitwits receiving accolades for mindless work of art(insert brokeback mountain). I mean what is the big thrill over 2 men digging each others derriere? Hasn't this being going on since the days of Lot? What's the new fad, that they are cowboys?what?!

So the "stars" have finally crawled out of their cocaine-binges, sex-orgies and druken stupors to parade their well oiled, snatched back,lipod and botoxed bodies, coiffed hairdos and $1000+ veneers smiles to sadly remind us why they are overpaid to have a fabulous life while we, (joe q public) shell out $10 to watch them on the big screen are at home, in our pj's, eating yesterday's cold pizza.

Don't get me wrong, I do believe in giving credit where it's due, but do we need 20+ shows to boost celebz egos?! I can understand for the movies-Oscar, for music-Grammy, for daytimetv-Emmy. Why pray tell, do we need the Golden globes, Teen choice award, Peoples choice Award, BET Awards, AMA, VMA, RMA, Mtv Awards, NAACP Image Awards, Soul Train Awards, Vibe Awards, Source Awards,...eh someone give me a hand, i'm under a pile of trophies and i'm begging to lose feeling in my legs!

It's insane and someone should put a stop to this madness!!
Dr. Phil should have a show that deals with self esteem give free advice to these weirdos.

What's even worse is the post award shows that go on for about 2weeks. It's unbearable. Entertainment shows clamoring for your attention with catch phrases like: "What you did not see during the show", "behind the scenes scoop only we have", "the fashion, the bling", "what the winner revealed", what you did not know about..." argghhh gimme a break!! It's just the same old crap shot from a different angle.

So while these so called "stars" pretend to look shocked that they won, get on the podium, cry crocodile tears, thank "god", their momma and the agent they slept with to get the script and later receive an insane high-end gift bag worth $50K and above, i'll be in my jammies, knocking back drinks watching demented comedy on the other tv station.