did u hear the one about the cryin chick on the beach no arms and no legs was crying loudly when this gent passed by and asked her whats up? and she couldnt bring herself to tell him...but he was kind enough to really ask her...and between sobs she confessed she wa a 30 yr old who had never been screwed in her life.
The man asked her if he could help him out but she didnt want to impose...but he insisted..and she couldnt wait either.... so he picked her limbless body...looked deep in the eyes..and she his...and he threw her into the ocean
movie buff: lmao! goe are my days of doing finance exams... there was one time i had gone out of a friday knowing clearly well that i had an exam bright and early on sato morning "Money Banking" lest just say for the next 3 hours i would start writing my answers, fall asleep wake up and continue. By the time i handed in my booklet, it had drool and illegible handwriting
@instigator: i am getting retrobution (sp) for all those days of washing clothes by hnad, hanging them on the line, having to unhang them coz it started raining then hang them back 5 minutes later...
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* Points at heap of clothes in hamper*
"Wewe mama nani, heres the omo for the clothes and ushindi for the mifuto za bwana, and use the Sta-soft sparingly, but not on babas mifutos"
That ought to keep you preoccupied for the next hour or so dear
I have an international finance and banking exam... do I hear any takers???? Any takers???? Come on, you know you want to.... lol....
Alternatively, I do have laundry that I have been doing in shifts since 4 weeks ago.....
SNAP OUT IT
did u hear the one about the cryin chick on the beach no arms and no legs was crying loudly when this gent passed by and asked her whats up? and she couldnt bring herself to tell him...but he was kind enough to really ask her...and between sobs she confessed she wa a 30 yr old who had never been screwed in her life.
The man asked her if he could help him out but she didnt want to impose...but he insisted..and she couldnt wait either.... so he picked her limbless body...looked deep in the eyes..and she his...and he threw her into the ocean
NOW YOU"VE BEEN SCREWED
lol, mara people want to you to do their laundry and whatnot. too funny.
ill be nice and give you something that's entertaining - check out http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2238584233684613218&pr=goog-sl
@ devious one: lol! gal when it comes to laundry i am the Queen of procrastination...
I am still syking up to do mine...2weeks and running.
I don't use OMO it kaushaz my mikonos...wapi toss?
movie buff: lmao! goe are my days of doing finance exams...
there was one time i had gone out of a friday knowing clearly well that i had an exam bright and early on sato morning "Money Banking" lest just say for the next 3 hours i would start writing my answers, fall asleep wake up and continue. By the time i handed in my booklet, it had drool and illegible handwriting
alexcia honey, it's not that easy...i feel like i have hit a brick wall...
trust you nick to come up here with some form of dememented jokes...LOVESIT!
spicebear: i swear this blogsphere if you wanted to commit suicide, instead of being talked out of it, folks would offer quick getaways instead. LOL!!
Grab some lovely magazine and go at the seaside and let everything flow..
Can u catch some bugs bunny videos..
@instigator: i am getting retrobution (sp) for all those days of washing clothes by hnad, hanging them on the line, having to unhang them coz it started raining then hang them back 5 minutes later...
LOL! You sound like Iman as Eddie Murphy's character-wife-queen in MJ's video!!
Hope you got you some entertainment that didn't involve throwing anyone in the lions' den?
@akiey: hahaha i hadn't thot of that, thanx. Yes i did get some entertainment and naah no one ended in the den...yet!
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