I'm wondering where do some men get off being all judgemental and stuff!!
Case in point; I was surfing this Kenyan website (no not Mashada, gave them up 3 years ago and have never looked back!! Thank you Jesus!!)
They have this section where you can upload pictures and stuff. So a few people have pics of random chics on there.
I tell you the venom most men put as comments has made me shocked, sad and pissed at the way Kenyan men view Kenyan women.
The sad thing: it's the men who are more hateful than the women with their hateful remarks.
-If she is not all that, she is either luo or kale.
-If she happens to be pretty, she's kikuyu.
-If she is fully dressed, they want her semi-naked.
-If she is in a bikini, she is better off naked.
Then some have the nerve to write that she is god-awful, mara she is beast-looking. I mean where the hell do you men get off telling a woman that she is a close resemblance to a primate?!! Have you looked in the mirror lately?!!
Why don't you put up pictures of your own girlfriends and let other people judge. I wouldn't be surprised most of them are shacking up with overweight,unhealthy, not-so-good-looking, out-of-shape women. Urghh!! That just pisses me off!
In other men news, i can wait to get my hands of the unauthorised autobiography of Tom-jumping on Oprah's couch- Cruise...sounds like a tantalising read!!!
Knowing how much weight Tom packs in Hollywood, most of the regular tv shows will not be having the author on. But one little dusty radio show (that i faithfully listen to)will have him on next week. Can't wait!!
Hopefully, something mysterious will not happen to him (the author whose name is seem to have forgotten) where he disappears off the face of the earth, like that dude who had Tom's pictures in a compromising situation- with a another guy- was found dead in his home. Suicide they said...mmmhhh??!!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Monday, January 07, 2008
This just in!!!
(sing -song)Someone likes me!!!
No, seriously...someone likes me!!
You may find it hard to believe, hell, i find it hard to believe too.
So there's this guy who thinks he can put up with my nuttiness...(i know, i know, he needs to be checked out by a shrink ya?!)
He actually likes me to the point of wanting to date me.
*GASPS*
...dare i say, "I may be off the market soon eh?!"
Okay this is all alleged coz trust me after spending a weekend with me, he may change his mind...lol!!
So far, i like what I'm hearing. But, you can never tell when someone lives far away.
Yes, shut-up! I know what you are about to say, and i ain't listening *blocks ears and la la la'z...*
Last time i read cosmo (avid reader btw), long-distance relationships are IN. So when i don't wanna see him, i don't have to pretend to have a headache or my period to get rid of him, the distance is working 2 steps ahead!! lol!!!
I don't know if I'm down for being 'test-driven' before actually being owned. I am more a VW-kind of chick, you know: "Sign then drive"
In case kiumane, oh well, ya ass is stuck with me and if you try to get rid of me...I'm leaving with half!!
He also happens to know that i have a blog. Which is some ways or other sucks coz now i have to FCC myself. Don't want him thinking that i'm all out there like that, after all, i'm very much wifely material.
Which is funny coz we met on my blog!!! Yes, my life is one seamless adventure, ain't it?!!
Oh well...let's see how this unfolds!!
Happy New Year to all!!
No, seriously...someone likes me!!
You may find it hard to believe, hell, i find it hard to believe too.
So there's this guy who thinks he can put up with my nuttiness...(i know, i know, he needs to be checked out by a shrink ya?!)
He actually likes me to the point of wanting to date me.
*GASPS*
...dare i say, "I may be off the market soon eh?!"
Okay this is all alleged coz trust me after spending a weekend with me, he may change his mind...lol!!
So far, i like what I'm hearing. But, you can never tell when someone lives far away.
Yes, shut-up! I know what you are about to say, and i ain't listening *blocks ears and la la la'z...*
Last time i read cosmo (avid reader btw), long-distance relationships are IN. So when i don't wanna see him, i don't have to pretend to have a headache or my period to get rid of him, the distance is working 2 steps ahead!! lol!!!
I don't know if I'm down for being 'test-driven' before actually being owned. I am more a VW-kind of chick, you know: "Sign then drive"
In case kiumane, oh well, ya ass is stuck with me and if you try to get rid of me...I'm leaving with half!!
He also happens to know that i have a blog. Which is some ways or other sucks coz now i have to FCC myself. Don't want him thinking that i'm all out there like that, after all, i'm very much wifely material.
Which is funny coz we met on my blog!!! Yes, my life is one seamless adventure, ain't it?!!
Oh well...let's see how this unfolds!!
Happy New Year to all!!
Saturday, December 22, 2007
I'm just saying!!
It's an unwritten rule ...somewhere, that when it's time for a girls nite out...better known as G.N.O. that you have to leave your drama at home!
I adhere to this rule as so do most of my girlpals, but once in a while there's some chics who did not get the memo!
My good friend M, has this Naija-Akata pal who was celebrating her birthday.(she's naija but came here in her teens so she's very akata in her mannerisms).
What M never told me was that she and her pal have a love-hate relationship.
Apparently, they are always fighting over some mess or other.
One time it was because Miss Naija was feeling ignored coz M has to go to school and work two-jobs and is not finding time to hang out with her.
Meanwhile, she- Miss Naija is in school and working and involved in some mess with a married man
...who is separated from his wife- (though they still live together). Oh, and the best part is the wife is now a lesbian or something so the guy swears that there's not sex going on.
He doesn't want to kick her out coz she's the mother to his kids and apparently can't support herself- something to do with her not working or not having money...
yes i know i lost half of y'all already...
Okay, back to the tale at hand then...
So i was set to go when she told me about this ...about 3 weeks back or something like that....but as the days drew nigh, i was just feeling really out of it. When i got off work yesterday, it was such a crummy day not to mentioned it rained when my trusted weatherman had promised me sun and 52 degrees...it's was a balmy 37!!
M calls on my drive home and i tell her i may not be able to make it- I'm tired and just wanna relax. I get home, pour myself a glass of wine and unwind with a good book. After 2hours, the drink hit the right spot. I called M and was like "why not...lets go!"
apparently,we were suppose to meet at 7.30pm, i was still in the house at 7.45pm so by the time we met at the hotel parking lot, people had gathered attitude. It was mighty frosty!!
So M and i sat in the back while Miss Naija and her Akata female friend -T, sat in front. M and i were busy in our chat-about, when Miss Naija turns around and says "I think it's rude that your guys are sitting back there, talking in your language and not involving us in your conversation."
I looked at M like "WTH??!!" So M turns and tells her that we are talking in english and besides the radio is too loud, so we would be shouting to get heard.
The frostiness continues...
...M and i talk for a while after that...minimal talk...coz you know our ignant asses might revoke back to talking swa...lol!!
After an uncomfortable 45minutes, we finally make it to Philly. We head off to some jazz spot, get our drinks(which were awful and for the price they were going for, they outta shut-down!!)
So it's a real akata spot ya know...i felt very Suzy John place in the middle of da hood. (Okay my ass was terrified being with soo many akatas at one go!!). After all this is killa...i mean Philadelphia- about to break that 400 mark in senseless murders before the year ends!!
*shudders*
The spot is not bad. It's real down-home, soul-food joint and all. But the air was musty- every now and again, a whiff of collard greens was evident!
M, being the miss drama that she, turns to Miss Naija and they go at it...yes they did...acting all negro and junk!!
I turned and started concentrating h.a.r.d on what was going on on the tube and so did the akata chic sitting next to me.
They bickered for about 10 minutes, till the cornbread came and broke-up the fight.
The dinner was icy, luckily some jazz dude was singing so we didn't have to bother with small-talk.
After we were, done M and T go to the bathroom and they were gone for a long time!! So i turn to Miss Niaja and ask "Are they still in the bathroom?" she shrugs and says "Probably, i dunno." We sat there for 15 minutes.
I got fed up and went to the ladies to look them. They weren't there.
When i went back table, they had come back.
So Miss Naij and T excuse themselves and go to the ladies...again. I turn to M and ask "Ok, where were you?" M replies "Oh, me and T had to got air out our differences outside."
Yes my jaw dropped!!
"What?!!"
"Uh-huh, i told her that she's been acting fresh towards me all night and being rude to you and so we had to take it outside!"
I was stunned. I knew M was a drama-queen, but this was extreme!! I mean i love drama as much as the next chic, but c'mon man!!! There's a time and place for all that mess to go down...not when we are an hour from home and without a way of getting back!!
They come back to the table, we pay and leave.
We decide to check out the club scene. Which after a few tries of trying to get street parking, we ended up having to go to those garages that charge $7 an hour! I made a quick mental note :I'm too grown for this mess!!
T's man apparently used to live in Philly. But because he was not coming out with his gal, he decided not to tell her all the nice spots we can go hang out. We had to result to bar-hoping. Just because his ass is jealous, insecure and hateful... that frigging' idiot!!!
Take a moment and inhale!!
So we get inside and M, Miss Naija and myself are dancing...T sits down, puts her face is her hands and looks bored. This white guy came to dance with us and when he saw her sitting down, he made it his aim to make her stand up and dance.
Man, you should have seen the frown on her face...made her look like something alien!! She completely refused to budge, the guy gave up (and for a white man to do that , you know he had tried!!)
I swear i wanted to slap the life outta her!!
Okay, what the hell is wrong with her?! Who the hell is she perioding for?!! If she didn't want to come out, why is she here?!! UGH!!
So i decided to ignore her and have fun till it was time to come home.
*sighing*
M calls me today morning to talk about last night. I told her that that was the first and last time I'm doing any akata mama a rave favor. I already have enough drama in my life that involves mamaz. I'm not trying to start more fires and especially with them akataz.
I can't! I can't!
I adhere to this rule as so do most of my girlpals, but once in a while there's some chics who did not get the memo!
My good friend M, has this Naija-Akata pal who was celebrating her birthday.(she's naija but came here in her teens so she's very akata in her mannerisms).
What M never told me was that she and her pal have a love-hate relationship.
Apparently, they are always fighting over some mess or other.
One time it was because Miss Naija was feeling ignored coz M has to go to school and work two-jobs and is not finding time to hang out with her.
Meanwhile, she- Miss Naija is in school and working and involved in some mess with a married man
...who is separated from his wife- (though they still live together). Oh, and the best part is the wife is now a lesbian or something so the guy swears that there's not sex going on.
He doesn't want to kick her out coz she's the mother to his kids and apparently can't support herself- something to do with her not working or not having money...
yes i know i lost half of y'all already...
Okay, back to the tale at hand then...
So i was set to go when she told me about this ...about 3 weeks back or something like that....but as the days drew nigh, i was just feeling really out of it. When i got off work yesterday, it was such a crummy day not to mentioned it rained when my trusted weatherman had promised me sun and 52 degrees...it's was a balmy 37!!
M calls on my drive home and i tell her i may not be able to make it- I'm tired and just wanna relax. I get home, pour myself a glass of wine and unwind with a good book. After 2hours, the drink hit the right spot. I called M and was like "why not...lets go!"
apparently,we were suppose to meet at 7.30pm, i was still in the house at 7.45pm so by the time we met at the hotel parking lot, people had gathered attitude. It was mighty frosty!!
So M and i sat in the back while Miss Naija and her Akata female friend -T, sat in front. M and i were busy in our chat-about, when Miss Naija turns around and says "I think it's rude that your guys are sitting back there, talking in your language and not involving us in your conversation."
I looked at M like "WTH??!!" So M turns and tells her that we are talking in english and besides the radio is too loud, so we would be shouting to get heard.
The frostiness continues...
...M and i talk for a while after that...minimal talk...coz you know our ignant asses might revoke back to talking swa...lol!!
After an uncomfortable 45minutes, we finally make it to Philly. We head off to some jazz spot, get our drinks(which were awful and for the price they were going for, they outta shut-down!!)
So it's a real akata spot ya know...i felt very Suzy John place in the middle of da hood. (Okay my ass was terrified being with soo many akatas at one go!!). After all this is killa...i mean Philadelphia- about to break that 400 mark in senseless murders before the year ends!!
*shudders*
The spot is not bad. It's real down-home, soul-food joint and all. But the air was musty- every now and again, a whiff of collard greens was evident!
M, being the miss drama that she, turns to Miss Naija and they go at it...yes they did...acting all negro and junk!!
I turned and started concentrating h.a.r.d on what was going on on the tube and so did the akata chic sitting next to me.
They bickered for about 10 minutes, till the cornbread came and broke-up the fight.
The dinner was icy, luckily some jazz dude was singing so we didn't have to bother with small-talk.
After we were, done M and T go to the bathroom and they were gone for a long time!! So i turn to Miss Niaja and ask "Are they still in the bathroom?" she shrugs and says "Probably, i dunno." We sat there for 15 minutes.
I got fed up and went to the ladies to look them. They weren't there.
When i went back table, they had come back.
So Miss Naij and T excuse themselves and go to the ladies...again. I turn to M and ask "Ok, where were you?" M replies "Oh, me and T had to got air out our differences outside."
Yes my jaw dropped!!
"What?!!"
"Uh-huh, i told her that she's been acting fresh towards me all night and being rude to you and so we had to take it outside!"
I was stunned. I knew M was a drama-queen, but this was extreme!! I mean i love drama as much as the next chic, but c'mon man!!! There's a time and place for all that mess to go down...not when we are an hour from home and without a way of getting back!!
They come back to the table, we pay and leave.
We decide to check out the club scene. Which after a few tries of trying to get street parking, we ended up having to go to those garages that charge $7 an hour! I made a quick mental note :I'm too grown for this mess!!
T's man apparently used to live in Philly. But because he was not coming out with his gal, he decided not to tell her all the nice spots we can go hang out. We had to result to bar-hoping. Just because his ass is jealous, insecure and hateful... that frigging' idiot!!!
Take a moment and inhale!!
So we get inside and M, Miss Naija and myself are dancing...T sits down, puts her face is her hands and looks bored. This white guy came to dance with us and when he saw her sitting down, he made it his aim to make her stand up and dance.
Man, you should have seen the frown on her face...made her look like something alien!! She completely refused to budge, the guy gave up (and for a white man to do that , you know he had tried!!)
I swear i wanted to slap the life outta her!!
Okay, what the hell is wrong with her?! Who the hell is she perioding for?!! If she didn't want to come out, why is she here?!! UGH!!
So i decided to ignore her and have fun till it was time to come home.
*sighing*
M calls me today morning to talk about last night. I told her that that was the first and last time I'm doing any akata mama a rave favor. I already have enough drama in my life that involves mamaz. I'm not trying to start more fires and especially with them akataz.
I can't! I can't!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
5 tips for the modern woman
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
And a Merry Christmas to all!!
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
And a Merry Christmas to all!!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Where to begin
After a weekend of debauchery, i just needed to come & cleanse.
I came across a fellow ex-blogger (i'm not telling-okay Kaggz!) since she already outted me in Aco's blog) but they used to rub people the wrong way.
So my hopes of staying sober were dashed, i wasn't pissy drunk, just slightly tilted.
I was also on my best behavior coz i was impressing some guy *sigh*. He turned out to be a let down (no he didn't pass out and have me carry his ass out) he started getting difficult on me (ati him & his mama got back together recently so he's feeling guilty laying next to me). I was like "nigga pliz!!"
I left him at the next stop sign & got my groove on elsewhere.
He later apologized & expressed regret... as if i cared at that point. Ugh!
Meanwhile, i need funds to buy a new laptop, i can't stand blogging on the phone! I'm currently accepting monies or a new/used laptop. Thanx.
I came across a fellow ex-blogger (i'm not telling-okay Kaggz!) since she already outted me in Aco's blog) but they used to rub people the wrong way.
So my hopes of staying sober were dashed, i wasn't pissy drunk, just slightly tilted.
I was also on my best behavior coz i was impressing some guy *sigh*. He turned out to be a let down (no he didn't pass out and have me carry his ass out) he started getting difficult on me (ati him & his mama got back together recently so he's feeling guilty laying next to me). I was like "nigga pliz!!"
I left him at the next stop sign & got my groove on elsewhere.
He later apologized & expressed regret... as if i cared at that point. Ugh!
Meanwhile, i need funds to buy a new laptop, i can't stand blogging on the phone! I'm currently accepting monies or a new/used laptop. Thanx.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Awww men!!
I need to blog...seriously!! I got pent-up issues that i need to vent and release.
That damn facebook has me addicted!!!
I gots drama up the wazoo....
Watch this space...
That damn facebook has me addicted!!!
I gots drama up the wazoo....
Watch this space...
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Hold it!!
Normal Blogging will ressume as soon as i:
1) Finish my stint in rehab,
2) Give the last rose to the final 2 contestants.
3) Get my Halloween goodies...I will be trick or treating in a neighborhood near you!!
4) When daylight savings end...i'm still owed an hour of sleep ya know (oh wait, i will be on the rave on the 3rd...yay! I see my $5 entrance fee will get me an extra hour of mwenjoyoz...smh!!
1) Finish my stint in rehab,
2) Give the last rose to the final 2 contestants.
3) Get my Halloween goodies...I will be trick or treating in a neighborhood near you!!
4) When daylight savings end...i'm still owed an hour of sleep ya know (oh wait, i will be on the rave on the 3rd...yay! I see my $5 entrance fee will get me an extra hour of mwenjoyoz...smh!!
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Juggling act
I still insist that i'm drinking one less drink everyday...
Before Udi and Acolyte revoke my Playa Pass...I still got game...(or so i think!)
One of the guys i was "talking" to got mad at me coz he apparently felt like i was not reciprocating affections the way he wanted (ati i was not showing ma excitoz of wanting to see him).
So, he stopped calling me...can you believe this ninja?!!
Two weeks later, he calls me and explains...or rather justifies the reason he went all Cold-war on me. I thot there could have been something there, but that coward move he pulled just put me off completely. And yes i told him that.
He still insists that he pendaz me and would like to see where our relationship can go...*blowing rasberries*
Now the other one...why lie Kels is swooning big time!!
I really penda him and i even told him that...no, not the 3-words. I have told him that i like me- always had. He pendaz me too and he has told me so(so i'm not assuming here!).
Why are we not exclusive?! Well, he lives kinda far from me- errm i mean a few states over. I have never done a long-distance relationship...ever!! He is not to crazy with the distance too.
One of my gal pals thinks that i should give it a try...dunno though.
*heavy exhale*
That aside, It's October (duh)and my birthday is next week....yay!! Another reason to drink!!!
Before Udi and Acolyte revoke my Playa Pass...I still got game...(or so i think!)
One of the guys i was "talking" to got mad at me coz he apparently felt like i was not reciprocating affections the way he wanted (ati i was not showing ma excitoz of wanting to see him).
So, he stopped calling me...can you believe this ninja?!!
Two weeks later, he calls me and explains...or rather justifies the reason he went all Cold-war on me. I thot there could have been something there, but that coward move he pulled just put me off completely. And yes i told him that.
He still insists that he pendaz me and would like to see where our relationship can go...*blowing rasberries*
Now the other one...why lie Kels is swooning big time!!
I really penda him and i even told him that...no, not the 3-words. I have told him that i like me- always had. He pendaz me too and he has told me so(so i'm not assuming here!).
Why are we not exclusive?! Well, he lives kinda far from me- errm i mean a few states over. I have never done a long-distance relationship...ever!! He is not to crazy with the distance too.
One of my gal pals thinks that i should give it a try...dunno though.
*heavy exhale*
That aside, It's October (duh)and my birthday is next week....yay!! Another reason to drink!!!
Saturday, September 29, 2007
In Other News
I need to quit drinking.
No, seriously, i need to. I can't be nursing hangies every sato...something's gotta give...like me giving up panic buying liqour after that last call for alcohol is made...just being plain greedy!!
I'm trying to salvage my relationship(s).
One guy is willing to talk, the other i don't care if he talks and the last one, is still talking(but i ain't listening).
Oh well...
Oh and t.v rocks...but i'm not that sober to realize. Come 7pm, i'm loosey goosey but gosh darnnit!! I'm done stocking my mini-fridge with wine and yogurt!!!
And....Soulo of Capital Fm still sucks!!!! Gosh, an un-monkey could do his job!!!
But i love me some Eve D' souza though. She rocks!!!
I gotta go look for food, this yogurt ain't holding off hunger like i expected!!
No, seriously, i need to. I can't be nursing hangies every sato...something's gotta give...like me giving up panic buying liqour after that last call for alcohol is made...just being plain greedy!!
I'm trying to salvage my relationship(s).
One guy is willing to talk, the other i don't care if he talks and the last one, is still talking(but i ain't listening).
Oh well...
Oh and t.v rocks...but i'm not that sober to realize. Come 7pm, i'm loosey goosey but gosh darnnit!! I'm done stocking my mini-fridge with wine and yogurt!!!
And....Soulo of Capital Fm still sucks!!!! Gosh, an un-monkey could do his job!!!
But i love me some Eve D' souza though. She rocks!!!
I gotta go look for food, this yogurt ain't holding off hunger like i expected!!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
It's Official
Like a ref with a whistle...
I'm done with the 3 way dance!!
I am tired, exhausted, upset and everything in between.
First off, i am not built for more than one man at a time. So clearly i was under the influence of some drug or something when i opted for 3 guys.
It's just too much work man!!
How do men maintain all their stories strait and still get out to meet more mamaz??
Anyway, i'm back to waving the "One man woman." flag...
In other news, Facebook is the devil of the web...i'm addicted!! That's why my baby(blog) has been neglected.
Oh and i watched the movie "Eastern Promises". Nice!! I would recommend it.
I'm done with the 3 way dance!!
I am tired, exhausted, upset and everything in between.
First off, i am not built for more than one man at a time. So clearly i was under the influence of some drug or something when i opted for 3 guys.
It's just too much work man!!
How do men maintain all their stories strait and still get out to meet more mamaz??
Anyway, i'm back to waving the "One man woman." flag...
In other news, Facebook is the devil of the web...i'm addicted!! That's why my baby(blog) has been neglected.
Oh and i watched the movie "Eastern Promises". Nice!! I would recommend it.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Haya
So far... i'm juggling 3 jamaaz.
Don't give me that look?!
C'mon, men always do that to us All the time. So, why not...umm.... return the favor??!!
Gosh, this is hard work!! Sometimes they are all blowing my phone withing seconds of each other.
I guess it would be a bit too late to be asking for a simple quiet life eh?!
Oh well, fear not, i trot on with confidence!!
*whimpering* someone pray for me!!!
Don't give me that look?!
C'mon, men always do that to us All the time. So, why not...umm.... return the favor??!!
Gosh, this is hard work!! Sometimes they are all blowing my phone withing seconds of each other.
I guess it would be a bit too late to be asking for a simple quiet life eh?!
Oh well, fear not, i trot on with confidence!!
*whimpering* someone pray for me!!!
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Okay
so i'm still trying to recover from last night.
The last time i was this tore-up was 2 years ago when i was out in Cali for a 2week vacation... passed out in the shower, but i ain't telling.
So, i'm home for a few days. Not zamunda... i used to be a southern gal... once upon a time.
So down south is home...yes i know i made fun of down south people to one guy...but it's all love. I'm a full yank now so whaddaya expect??!!!
while i lay here in bed and try to recover. How much drama did i see at a kenyan after-party??!! I swear kenyans are the ish!!!
This jamaa was vibing some chic and then this other mama who was trying to nyundo-block yells out, "I fucked that guy!!"
How glad was i to see the melee??!!! Security got called, it was wild man!!
Yaani i slept in my rave clothes...i was that busted!!
Oh well!!
Enjoy the Labor Day folks!!!
The last time i was this tore-up was 2 years ago when i was out in Cali for a 2week vacation... passed out in the shower, but i ain't telling.
So, i'm home for a few days. Not zamunda... i used to be a southern gal... once upon a time.
So down south is home...yes i know i made fun of down south people to one guy...but it's all love. I'm a full yank now so whaddaya expect??!!!
while i lay here in bed and try to recover. How much drama did i see at a kenyan after-party??!! I swear kenyans are the ish!!!
This jamaa was vibing some chic and then this other mama who was trying to nyundo-block yells out, "I fucked that guy!!"
How glad was i to see the melee??!!! Security got called, it was wild man!!
Yaani i slept in my rave clothes...i was that busted!!
Oh well!!
Enjoy the Labor Day folks!!!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Don't be an Hindiot!!
In the wise words of Mocha the following people qualify for the DBAH Awards:
1) Any person who has been in stato for more than 5 minutes already knows that when going to a jungu/akata rave, there's a dress code that's strictly enforced.
So how one of my pals ended up wearing sneakers and a baseball cap knowing exactly where we were going is beyond me. So you can imagine we got frozen to get in.
How pissed was i??
And nothing makes me more mad than dressing up to the nines and not getting to show off. He is yet to get in touch with me and i will rip him a new one when he ever does. Oh and did i happen to mention that it's same dude who stood me up for the movie...so you know his three strikes are up and his ass is out!!!
2) Those dudes who do the Chit-Chat show with Eve D'souza.
Is it Solo & Alex or something of that order?
My goodness, what a block of dumb bricks these dudes are...WTH?!!
There was this chic who had emailed to say that her mano kissed some other chic in the rave and when she confronted her mano he had the gall to say that he was drunk. It's like he tripped and fell on some foreign lips.
Those numb-skulls were talking as if it's not a big deal, ati there different kinds of kisses, so the dude may have been consoling/ greeting a chic he hasn't seen in along while.
WTF?!!
Do they actually getting paid?! They should be the poster-children of the importance of kids staying in school.
I wish Eve would have duct-tape with her and just tape their mouths shut till they have something clever to say.
3)Some guy who was trying to katia me (and he has a mama). I dismissed his storoz. Not just because he had a mama, but also the fact that he's one fat-ass guy who drinks too much and smokes way too much.
Complete turn-off!!
*retching*
He moved out of state a while back and apparently he's coming back for some funky with his famo.
He sends me a text at 4am to tell him that he will be in town and we should do lunch.
WTH??!! 4-in-the-friggin'-morning!!
It's not like he moved to Hawaii where i can forgive him for send me a text that late.And even that is still not an excuse.
Anyway, i'm busy wall-staring and refusing to eat(tis still for losers ya know!!)
1) Any person who has been in stato for more than 5 minutes already knows that when going to a jungu/akata rave, there's a dress code that's strictly enforced.
So how one of my pals ended up wearing sneakers and a baseball cap knowing exactly where we were going is beyond me. So you can imagine we got frozen to get in.
How pissed was i??
And nothing makes me more mad than dressing up to the nines and not getting to show off. He is yet to get in touch with me and i will rip him a new one when he ever does. Oh and did i happen to mention that it's same dude who stood me up for the movie...so you know his three strikes are up and his ass is out!!!
2) Those dudes who do the Chit-Chat show with Eve D'souza.
Is it Solo & Alex or something of that order?
My goodness, what a block of dumb bricks these dudes are...WTH?!!
There was this chic who had emailed to say that her mano kissed some other chic in the rave and when she confronted her mano he had the gall to say that he was drunk. It's like he tripped and fell on some foreign lips.
Those numb-skulls were talking as if it's not a big deal, ati there different kinds of kisses, so the dude may have been consoling/ greeting a chic he hasn't seen in along while.
WTF?!!
Do they actually getting paid?! They should be the poster-children of the importance of kids staying in school.
I wish Eve would have duct-tape with her and just tape their mouths shut till they have something clever to say.
3)Some guy who was trying to katia me (and he has a mama). I dismissed his storoz. Not just because he had a mama, but also the fact that he's one fat-ass guy who drinks too much and smokes way too much.
Complete turn-off!!
*retching*
He moved out of state a while back and apparently he's coming back for some funky with his famo.
He sends me a text at 4am to tell him that he will be in town and we should do lunch.
WTH??!! 4-in-the-friggin'-morning!!
It's not like he moved to Hawaii where i can forgive him for send me a text that late.And even that is still not an excuse.
Anyway, i'm busy wall-staring and refusing to eat(tis still for losers ya know!!)
Monday, August 20, 2007
More arguments for staying single
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No!!!"
...and she lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
The girl said "No!!!"
...and she lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
Thursday, August 16, 2007
In other news
- I watched Rush Hour-3.
Loews owes me $7.50!
Only the bloopers at the end of the movie were $2 funny. The rest of it was b-r-u-t-a-l!!!
- What the hell is the point of wearing a thong if all i'm going to be doing is keep fishing it out of the crack of my ass every 30 minutes?! Someone buy me some granny panties!!
- A pal of mine was telling me that some chic was asking about me after she saw me on some pics we took together in his camera. Ati she had the nerve to say that i have intense looks!
How dare she?!
Kwani i don't know that?!!
Was that was a back-handed comment?
- So i wanted to write about some blogger characters.
Now i don't know any of these people personally, but from how they write i sorta get their gist.
Disclaimer:
Now this is all done in good fun.
Please don't throw me under the bus after this.
Acolyte:
He does come off as misogynistic. Sorry Aco. He is the kind of dude who when you show up for some loving, will have you sign a letter a consent with the following stipulations
No scuba diving
No watching Porno
No grabbing his ass at any given time
No screaming or moaning
And when you're done please leave immediately (no apple juice or a warm rag for ya).
Udi:
The complete opposite of Acolyte.
Udi loves him some mamaz.
He is actually the kind of dude who is willing to do whatever to a mama to scream his name backwards.
Don't be surprised to see a little drool on the side of his mouth- he's just happy!
He will have you naked in under a second the minute you step into the room.i
During the romp he may lick your face several times repeating: Aki wewe ni mtamu!!
MsaniiXL:
He is large and in charge.
Actually he will make the mama feel very at home in the bedroom.
He will take off your clothes slowly and even offer to fold them one by one and stack them neatly on the seat next to bed.
He is abit weird.
He will turn away from you to take off his clothes, repeating the same routine of folding and stacking.
When he's done, he straitens up his back- and like a horror movie- when he turns around, Giiiirrrrlll get ready to get mauled!!
There's no mercy whatsoever.
>d:
Between the love making, be ready for him to say eureka! and run off to write some mathematical formula that just dawned on him. But he is such a sweetheart, he will offer you a snack after y'all are done.
Loews owes me $7.50!
Only the bloopers at the end of the movie were $2 funny. The rest of it was b-r-u-t-a-l!!!
- What the hell is the point of wearing a thong if all i'm going to be doing is keep fishing it out of the crack of my ass every 30 minutes?! Someone buy me some granny panties!!
- A pal of mine was telling me that some chic was asking about me after she saw me on some pics we took together in his camera. Ati she had the nerve to say that i have intense looks!
How dare she?!
Kwani i don't know that?!!
Was that was a back-handed comment?
- So i wanted to write about some blogger characters.
Now i don't know any of these people personally, but from how they write i sorta get their gist.
Disclaimer:
Now this is all done in good fun.
Please don't throw me under the bus after this.
Acolyte:
He does come off as misogynistic. Sorry Aco. He is the kind of dude who when you show up for some loving, will have you sign a letter a consent with the following stipulations
No scuba diving
No watching Porno
No grabbing his ass at any given time
No screaming or moaning
And when you're done please leave immediately (no apple juice or a warm rag for ya).
Udi:
The complete opposite of Acolyte.
Udi loves him some mamaz.
He is actually the kind of dude who is willing to do whatever to a mama to scream his name backwards.
Don't be surprised to see a little drool on the side of his mouth- he's just happy!
He will have you naked in under a second the minute you step into the room.i
During the romp he may lick your face several times repeating: Aki wewe ni mtamu!!
MsaniiXL:
He is large and in charge.
Actually he will make the mama feel very at home in the bedroom.
He will take off your clothes slowly and even offer to fold them one by one and stack them neatly on the seat next to bed.
He is abit weird.
He will turn away from you to take off his clothes, repeating the same routine of folding and stacking.
When he's done, he straitens up his back- and like a horror movie- when he turns around, Giiiirrrrlll get ready to get mauled!!
There's no mercy whatsoever.
>d:
Between the love making, be ready for him to say eureka! and run off to write some mathematical formula that just dawned on him. But he is such a sweetheart, he will offer you a snack after y'all are done.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
So now
This dude, who from now on shall go by the name cousin-lover, CL kwa ufupi, has become three-much.
So he's been calling me consistently since Saturday.
So i had to ask him what the deal be. Kwanini kanitafuta hivi?
Then he says that i intrigue him.
He finds me interesting- eti yuataka kunijua. So now i feel like i'm in a petri-dish under a microscope.
Oh plus he says that he's looking for love.
Okay, do i look like the friggin' yellow pages to ya?!
I told him that because of his past affair with family, i am not willing to even think of anything happening between us- except be casual friends (and i mean c-a-s-u-a-l)because it would be betrayal of the highest order.
Plus i ain't no fool. You used to smash that (my cuz) and he thinks that ama break him off a lil' sumthin'...ninja please!!
Last thing i need is some dude going like: Yeah son, i had her and her cousin too.
His homeboy,"Dang son, you is the man!! Oh is that how they get down? Hook me up kid."
Hell-to-the-naw!!
He quickly changes topics and says that he wants to see me this weekend.
Oh hell no!
I got plans- whether it's the rave or just staring at the walls in the crib- i'm busy!!
He wants to come see me or i go see him. Of which we argued for about 30minutes. He wanted a reason why i was refusing to invite him.
Please, i'm going to see a dude who's not my man plus, i barely know him for a whole friggin' weekend?!
I did not fall off the turnip-truck this morning.
I don't do long distance relationships. If you don't leave close enuff for me to perform a swoop-down on ya ass at any given time, then forget it.
Great! Now i'm having a headache.
Ohh and my stalker has resumed regular programming. Had lengad his texts over the weekend in the hopes that he will get the hint- coz clearly me telling him that it's never ever going to work out over and over again ain't working.
I received a long email yesterday asking why i am refusing correspondence.
Sijui niseme.
So he's been calling me consistently since Saturday.
So i had to ask him what the deal be. Kwanini kanitafuta hivi?
Then he says that i intrigue him.
He finds me interesting- eti yuataka kunijua. So now i feel like i'm in a petri-dish under a microscope.
Oh plus he says that he's looking for love.
Okay, do i look like the friggin' yellow pages to ya?!
I told him that because of his past affair with family, i am not willing to even think of anything happening between us- except be casual friends (and i mean c-a-s-u-a-l)because it would be betrayal of the highest order.
Plus i ain't no fool. You used to smash that (my cuz) and he thinks that ama break him off a lil' sumthin'...ninja please!!
Last thing i need is some dude going like: Yeah son, i had her and her cousin too.
His homeboy,"Dang son, you is the man!! Oh is that how they get down? Hook me up kid."
Hell-to-the-naw!!
He quickly changes topics and says that he wants to see me this weekend.
Oh hell no!
I got plans- whether it's the rave or just staring at the walls in the crib- i'm busy!!
He wants to come see me or i go see him. Of which we argued for about 30minutes. He wanted a reason why i was refusing to invite him.
Please, i'm going to see a dude who's not my man plus, i barely know him for a whole friggin' weekend?!
I did not fall off the turnip-truck this morning.
I don't do long distance relationships. If you don't leave close enuff for me to perform a swoop-down on ya ass at any given time, then forget it.
Great! Now i'm having a headache.
Ohh and my stalker has resumed regular programming. Had lengad his texts over the weekend in the hopes that he will get the hint- coz clearly me telling him that it's never ever going to work out over and over again ain't working.
I received a long email yesterday asking why i am refusing correspondence.
Sijui niseme.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Mo' drama
Y'all should know by now that when i go quiet, it means there's some drama a brew.
Where do i begin??!!!
Remember the dude who i told you had a love jones for me(turns out to be the same dude who stood me up for our movie thingi?) I was talking about him to a guy pal of mine who came to the conclusion that the dude is stalking me.
Which, is slightly true coz the guy is relentless in pursuing me to the point where i do get a weeee bit worried.
But that's a story for another blog...
So, here's the 'T' for now:
There's this guy who used to mess with a cousin of mine a while back. Things never worked out for them. But she was deep in love with him and he...well, he had issues coz he had a mama at the time and it was complicated.
When i finally got around to meet him, i had heard so much about him that i hated him on site!! He didn't like me either so, it was all good.
Fast forward a few years later, we ran into each other. We exchanged pleasantries and caught-up with each others lives.
Then we exchanged numbers, of course i wasn't expecting him to ever get i touch with me.
But he did!
We talk, casual talk, nothing serious.
He called me up a few days ago to tell me that he will in my neck of the woods and we should hook up.
No big deal.
Just for back-up i brought one of my gal-pals...
We met at the rave hanged out and had a good time.
So when he's walking us to the car, my pal who is so high is loudly saying that me and this guy should hook-up.
"Kels i swear this is the man for you, gal!! Stop looking. He's the one."
"Oh hell no. Uh-uh."
"No, you should." she's still insisting.
"Gal, it's very complicated."
Then he jumps in and said. "Yeah it's complicated."
Then i broke away from the group to go get the car and left them two talking.
When i got to the car, he comes running leaving my pal to fend for herself(at 4 am i may add). I'm sitting on the driver side and he knocks on the window.
Window rolls down.
"Yaani you just gonna leave like that, bila goodbye?"
"Si i see your working your charm on my pal. I ain't trying to nyundo-block for nobody."
"Ahhh it ain't like that."
Then he quickly changes the topic.
"So am i getting my goodnight kiss?"
I tell you, men are amazing!!
Did he fall down, bump his head and forget that he was involved with family?!
"Nah. I can't do that man."
"Okay. Can i kiss you on the cheek?"
So i turn my face so that he can kiss my cheek. Kiss on the cheek. Then he grabs my chin and tries to aim for my lips... i move back.
"Weee, ebu relax man. Don't start something you can't handle."
He breathlessly replies: "Si i wanna french kiss you."
I roared in laughter. "Trust me, you don't want to go down that road with me."
Thankfully, my pal reached the car and got in.
All the while he still trying to whisper some mess in my ear.
"Aight, we gotta go. You drive back safe. Sawa?"
Nonchalantly he replies. "Sawa. I'll call you."
Mutters under his breath. Walks away from the car.
He calls me an hour later, ati he wants to come to my place.
I laughed.
(I guess the call of the wild was on-lol!)
Told his horny ass to go sleep.
While driving back, i told my pal the down-low with him.
Oy! This just keeps getting interesting...
Where do i begin??!!!
Remember the dude who i told you had a love jones for me(turns out to be the same dude who stood me up for our movie thingi?) I was talking about him to a guy pal of mine who came to the conclusion that the dude is stalking me.
Which, is slightly true coz the guy is relentless in pursuing me to the point where i do get a weeee bit worried.
But that's a story for another blog...
So, here's the 'T' for now:
There's this guy who used to mess with a cousin of mine a while back. Things never worked out for them. But she was deep in love with him and he...well, he had issues coz he had a mama at the time and it was complicated.
When i finally got around to meet him, i had heard so much about him that i hated him on site!! He didn't like me either so, it was all good.
Fast forward a few years later, we ran into each other. We exchanged pleasantries and caught-up with each others lives.
Then we exchanged numbers, of course i wasn't expecting him to ever get i touch with me.
But he did!
We talk, casual talk, nothing serious.
He called me up a few days ago to tell me that he will in my neck of the woods and we should hook up.
No big deal.
Just for back-up i brought one of my gal-pals...
We met at the rave hanged out and had a good time.
So when he's walking us to the car, my pal who is so high is loudly saying that me and this guy should hook-up.
"Kels i swear this is the man for you, gal!! Stop looking. He's the one."
"Oh hell no. Uh-uh."
"No, you should." she's still insisting.
"Gal, it's very complicated."
Then he jumps in and said. "Yeah it's complicated."
Then i broke away from the group to go get the car and left them two talking.
When i got to the car, he comes running leaving my pal to fend for herself(at 4 am i may add). I'm sitting on the driver side and he knocks on the window.
Window rolls down.
"Yaani you just gonna leave like that, bila goodbye?"
"Si i see your working your charm on my pal. I ain't trying to nyundo-block for nobody."
"Ahhh it ain't like that."
Then he quickly changes the topic.
"So am i getting my goodnight kiss?"
I tell you, men are amazing!!
Did he fall down, bump his head and forget that he was involved with family?!
"Nah. I can't do that man."
"Okay. Can i kiss you on the cheek?"
So i turn my face so that he can kiss my cheek. Kiss on the cheek. Then he grabs my chin and tries to aim for my lips... i move back.
"Weee, ebu relax man. Don't start something you can't handle."
He breathlessly replies: "Si i wanna french kiss you."
I roared in laughter. "Trust me, you don't want to go down that road with me."
Thankfully, my pal reached the car and got in.
All the while he still trying to whisper some mess in my ear.
"Aight, we gotta go. You drive back safe. Sawa?"
Nonchalantly he replies. "Sawa. I'll call you."
Mutters under his breath. Walks away from the car.
He calls me an hour later, ati he wants to come to my place.
I laughed.
(I guess the call of the wild was on-lol!)
Told his horny ass to go sleep.
While driving back, i told my pal the down-low with him.
Oy! This just keeps getting interesting...
Monday, August 06, 2007
Jason's Lyrics
I watched Bourne Last night and i must say it was good. I like the knuckle fight scene with the assassin in Tangier and the Manhattan car chase was off-the-chain!! I couldn't help though but wonder what was missing. You know it's like when you make stew, you taste it, you smack your lips and say:
"Something's missing..."
That's how i felt when the movie was over. Maybe it's just me...i dunno.
So my movie date stood me up... Ebu someone gasp!!
Here's the deal. I called him up and we made plans for 7:30pm. This was around 5:45pm or so. So i finish my grocery shopping then went home to spruce up.
(oh did i mention that some Naija dude approached me while i was putting my groceries in the car and told that he wants to speak with me?! What a creep!! In this day and age of kidnappings, last thing i need is some dude stepping up to me near my own car.)
But i digress...
I get to the theater around 7pm. Then the guy calls me 10 minutes before the movie starts and asks me where i am? ALA?!! What's he smokin'?!
I'm like: I'm at the movies. You on the way?
Then he proceeds to tell me that we should catch the 8pm movie coz he suddenly discovered that he has a flat tire.
I'm like dude, why didn't you tell me earlier? We could have rescheduled?!
Then he starts to explain himself. At this point i really can't hear a damn thing coz i'm soooooooooooo freaking livid i can't see strait!!
I told not to even bother showing up and hang-up (okay i has someone on hold on the other line).
I went up to the counter, paid and went in.
Lucky, while i was on the line, i spotted a chic i know that i hadn't seen in years. So we chatted for a bit and decided to be each other's date...phew!! I did tell her about my no-show of a date and she felt sympathetic.
That nucca or rather ninja(thanx XL) better be glad that i love Matt Damon. He soothed me...a bit.
By the time i turned my phone back on after the show. I had 6 messages and 3 voice mails...from the dude. He was apologising and trying make it up to me.
Not to worry, his punishment has been secured.
It will be short and very severe!!
"Something's missing..."
That's how i felt when the movie was over. Maybe it's just me...i dunno.
So my movie date stood me up... Ebu someone gasp!!
Here's the deal. I called him up and we made plans for 7:30pm. This was around 5:45pm or so. So i finish my grocery shopping then went home to spruce up.
(oh did i mention that some Naija dude approached me while i was putting my groceries in the car and told that he wants to speak with me?! What a creep!! In this day and age of kidnappings, last thing i need is some dude stepping up to me near my own car.)
But i digress...
I get to the theater around 7pm. Then the guy calls me 10 minutes before the movie starts and asks me where i am? ALA?!! What's he smokin'?!
I'm like: I'm at the movies. You on the way?
Then he proceeds to tell me that we should catch the 8pm movie coz he suddenly discovered that he has a flat tire.
I'm like dude, why didn't you tell me earlier? We could have rescheduled?!
Then he starts to explain himself. At this point i really can't hear a damn thing coz i'm soooooooooooo freaking livid i can't see strait!!
I told not to even bother showing up and hang-up (okay i has someone on hold on the other line).
I went up to the counter, paid and went in.
Lucky, while i was on the line, i spotted a chic i know that i hadn't seen in years. So we chatted for a bit and decided to be each other's date...phew!! I did tell her about my no-show of a date and she felt sympathetic.
That nucca or rather ninja(thanx XL) better be glad that i love Matt Damon. He soothed me...a bit.
By the time i turned my phone back on after the show. I had 6 messages and 3 voice mails...from the dude. He was apologising and trying make it up to me.
Not to worry, his punishment has been secured.
It will be short and very severe!!
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Tube Review
Now that summer tv is about to end, boy am i glad!! 7 weeks and counting...
Here's a quick review:
I have been running my Public Television Station rugged!! And as a result, become a fan of "Last of the Summer Wine"
Someone in need of a serious beatdown: Chris Hansen.
Okay, so it was fun watching him catch online predetors. Now it's just done right annoying!!
He has become a one man-sting opertation. He's off in China cathing people selling fake drugs and running all over the country trying to nab i-pod thieves!! Chris, you just asking to get punched in the face at this point!!
And speaking of Dateline, how dare they get rid of Stone Phillips?! Wasn't he the line in Dateline?!! That Ann Curry needs a shot of personality...what a bore!!
Tyra's moving her show to the City(as if that will help!) Guess she has clearly run out of ideas in L.A. And why is she always trying to remind us that she was once a supermodel every chance she gets?!! Why is still on tv?!! I guess to show us that Beyonce ain't the only one weaving lace-fronts.
The View has hired Whoopi as one of it's host- YAWN!!!
I stopped watching the show after Star was mercilessly axed out. Not because of the fact that she was the only black lady on the panel, but Star was the 'view" to View. Drama up the wazoo!!
First, she was soooo damn fat, then went under the knife and lost a ton of weight, then started blinding us with her humongous ring from her very queenie fiance, followed by all the hoopla about her nuptuals...(and you know ain't no ounce of strait in that man she calls a husband!!)Oh! What was not to love about her!!...I was sopping it all up like a biscuit!!!
Fx's new show Damages is to die for. I love it!! I am hooked. Until they change the writers and the cast. Then, i jump ship.
All reality shows at this point need to be lined up and shot one by one. Can you believe Big Brother is still on! I mean, what point is it on by now, Big Bro 150?! Ugh!!
Here's a quick review:
I have been running my Public Television Station rugged!! And as a result, become a fan of "Last of the Summer Wine"
Someone in need of a serious beatdown: Chris Hansen.
Okay, so it was fun watching him catch online predetors. Now it's just done right annoying!!
He has become a one man-sting opertation. He's off in China cathing people selling fake drugs and running all over the country trying to nab i-pod thieves!! Chris, you just asking to get punched in the face at this point!!
And speaking of Dateline, how dare they get rid of Stone Phillips?! Wasn't he the line in Dateline?!! That Ann Curry needs a shot of personality...what a bore!!
Tyra's moving her show to the City(as if that will help!) Guess she has clearly run out of ideas in L.A. And why is she always trying to remind us that she was once a supermodel every chance she gets?!! Why is still on tv?!! I guess to show us that Beyonce ain't the only one weaving lace-fronts.
The View has hired Whoopi as one of it's host- YAWN!!!
I stopped watching the show after Star was mercilessly axed out. Not because of the fact that she was the only black lady on the panel, but Star was the 'view" to View. Drama up the wazoo!!
First, she was soooo damn fat, then went under the knife and lost a ton of weight, then started blinding us with her humongous ring from her very queenie fiance, followed by all the hoopla about her nuptuals...(and you know ain't no ounce of strait in that man she calls a husband!!)Oh! What was not to love about her!!...I was sopping it all up like a biscuit!!!
Fx's new show Damages is to die for. I love it!! I am hooked. Until they change the writers and the cast. Then, i jump ship.
All reality shows at this point need to be lined up and shot one by one. Can you believe Big Brother is still on! I mean, what point is it on by now, Big Bro 150?! Ugh!!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Tagged
1)WE HAVE TO POST THESE RULES BEFORE WE GIVE YOU THE FACTS.
2)PLAYERS START WITH 8 RANDOM FACTS/HABITS ABOUT THEMSELVES.
3)PEOPLE WHO ARE TAGGED NEED TO WRITE THEIR OWN BLOG AND THEIR 8 THINGS AND POST THESE.
4) AT THE END OF YOUR BLOG POST, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE 8 PEOPLE TO GET TAGGED AND LIST THEIR NAMES
5)DON’T FORGET TO LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TELLING THEM THEY ARE TAGGED, AND TO READ YOUR BLOG.
Here goes:
1) I am all about creams and emollients but mine has slowly become more of an obsession with skin care. At any given time i will have a minimum of 3 body washes and body scrubs and about 4 body lotions, oils and creams. All of which i do use(depending on my mood). I will not get caught out there with ashy skin!!
2)I love solitude. After going a night out with pals, the next few days i just want to be left alone. I want to detox from all of their energies(explains why i rarely go out with co-workers). I don't understand when peole say that they can't stand to be by themselves and need people around all the time. Blah!!
3) I sleep on two pillows. I read in some mag that sleeping with your head elevated drains fluids from your face and helps prevent waking up to a puffy look esp after a rough night of drinking.
4) To perk up my mood when at home,i play dress up. I break-out my 6 inch heels, a tight dress,put on some tunes and walk around the house doing light chores...or dance in front of the mirror- all the while sipping a little bit of wine. It makes me feel sexy.
5)I love Football(no not soccer). Most guys find it weird that i can have sports talk with them...duh?!! Some of us are not all about barbies and hair weaves, ya know!!
6)I can't stand people who drag their feet!! If we are supposed to be somewhere at a certain time and i'm suppose to come pick you up, please be ready.
Do not call me when i'm 10 minutes away, telling me that you still can't figure out what to wear or haven't showered. I will fight you!!
7)I love tea. I may not be of the western persuasion, but i dig me some tea!! Even with the heat wave going on, i will have a cup just for the sake of it.
8)I don't set time ahead. I don't know how those people who do it survive! I always feel like i'm cheating myself. If i have to be somewhere early then. i will leave early. Having my watch read 15 minutes ahead of the actual time throws me in a panic. I just can't do it.
So there's my weirdiosity in a nut-shell.
Dunno who to tag though. If you feel inspired please, feel free...
2)PLAYERS START WITH 8 RANDOM FACTS/HABITS ABOUT THEMSELVES.
3)PEOPLE WHO ARE TAGGED NEED TO WRITE THEIR OWN BLOG AND THEIR 8 THINGS AND POST THESE.
4) AT THE END OF YOUR BLOG POST, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE 8 PEOPLE TO GET TAGGED AND LIST THEIR NAMES
5)DON’T FORGET TO LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TELLING THEM THEY ARE TAGGED, AND TO READ YOUR BLOG.
Here goes:
1) I am all about creams and emollients but mine has slowly become more of an obsession with skin care. At any given time i will have a minimum of 3 body washes and body scrubs and about 4 body lotions, oils and creams. All of which i do use(depending on my mood). I will not get caught out there with ashy skin!!
2)I love solitude. After going a night out with pals, the next few days i just want to be left alone. I want to detox from all of their energies(explains why i rarely go out with co-workers). I don't understand when peole say that they can't stand to be by themselves and need people around all the time. Blah!!
3) I sleep on two pillows. I read in some mag that sleeping with your head elevated drains fluids from your face and helps prevent waking up to a puffy look esp after a rough night of drinking.
4) To perk up my mood when at home,i play dress up. I break-out my 6 inch heels, a tight dress,put on some tunes and walk around the house doing light chores...or dance in front of the mirror- all the while sipping a little bit of wine. It makes me feel sexy.
5)I love Football(no not soccer). Most guys find it weird that i can have sports talk with them...duh?!! Some of us are not all about barbies and hair weaves, ya know!!
6)I can't stand people who drag their feet!! If we are supposed to be somewhere at a certain time and i'm suppose to come pick you up, please be ready.
Do not call me when i'm 10 minutes away, telling me that you still can't figure out what to wear or haven't showered. I will fight you!!
7)I love tea. I may not be of the western persuasion, but i dig me some tea!! Even with the heat wave going on, i will have a cup just for the sake of it.
8)I don't set time ahead. I don't know how those people who do it survive! I always feel like i'm cheating myself. If i have to be somewhere early then. i will leave early. Having my watch read 15 minutes ahead of the actual time throws me in a panic. I just can't do it.
So there's my weirdiosity in a nut-shell.
Dunno who to tag though. If you feel inspired please, feel free...
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)